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Code Red is the eighth studio album by American singer Monica. It was released on December 18, 2015, by RCA Records and coincided with the twentieth release anniversary of her debut album Miss Thang (1995). For the project, Monica reteamed with her cousin Polow da Don, who had co-executive produced her previous album New Life (2012). The pair enlisted a variation of producers and songwriters to work with her, including Danja, DJ HardWork, Fatboi, KEYZBABY, Pop & Oak, and Timbaland – in addition to longtime collaborators such as performers Missy Elliott and Akon, and songwriters Crystal Nicole and Johntá Austin.
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{"type":"standard","title":"James Shera Montgomery","displaytitle":"James Shera Montgomery","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q15998274","titles":{"canonical":"James_Shera_Montgomery","normalized":"James Shera Montgomery","display":"James Shera Montgomery"},"pageid":32691154,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/98/James_Shera_Montgomery.jpg/330px-James_Shera_Montgomery.jpg","width":320,"height":415},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/98/James_Shera_Montgomery.jpg","width":377,"height":489},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280106195","tid":"2c737a17-ff50-11ef-a91f-2e16a3ff6544","timestamp":"2025-03-12T14:42:08Z","description":"American Methodist minister","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Shera_Montgomery","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Shera_Montgomery?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Shera_Montgomery?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:James_Shera_Montgomery"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Shera_Montgomery","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/James_Shera_Montgomery","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Shera_Montgomery?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:James_Shera_Montgomery"}},"extract":"James Shera Montgomery was an American Methodist minister who served as the 55th Chaplain of the United States House of Representatives, April 11, 1921 - January 3, 1950.","extract_html":"
James Shera Montgomery was an American Methodist minister who served as the 55th Chaplain of the United States House of Representatives, April 11, 1921 - January 3, 1950.
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