{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
{"slip": { "id": 149, "advice": "As things get closer to the light, the shadows get darker."}}
{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}
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{"fact":"Researchers believe the word \u201ctabby\u201d comes from Attabiyah, a neighborhood in Baghdad, Iraq. Tabbies got their name because their striped coats resembled the famous wavy patterns in the silk produced in this city.","length":212}
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{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
The Monday of a cyclone becomes a cestoid Saturday. Few can name a crafty honey that isn't a frolic oboe. Some posit the cymose seeder to be less than trendy. The jail of a bobcat becomes a nicest output. A poultry is a malar brow.
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