{"fact":"A cat\u2019s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It\u2019s worse because they don\u2019t see color as well as humans do. Scientists believe grass appears red to cats.","length":256}
{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}
{"fact":"The way you treat kittens in the early stages of it's life will render it's personality traits later in life.","length":109}
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{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
{"fact":"A cat can spend five or more hours a day grooming himself.","length":58}
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{"slip": { "id": 160, "advice": "Enjoy a little nonsense now and then."}}
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