{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
{"fact":"Cats are now Britain's favourite pet: there are 7.7 million cats as opposed to 6.6 million dogs.","length":96}
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{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
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{"fact":"Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are more often left pawed. Interestingly, while 90% of humans are right handed, the remaining 10% of lefties also tend to be male.","length":182}
{"fact":"Cats have \"nine lives\" thanks to a flexible spine and powerful leg and back muscles","length":83}
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